Drunken Chaos

Tonight at bingo, big ordeal. Our caller likes to have a few cocktails... usually after bingo. But hey! It is Friday. He came in so drunk that we had to call in the other caller. Unfortunately, the other caller was an hour away. So the drunk caller had to start the session. He was so drunk he slurred all of the numbers, could barely sit on the chair, missed players yelling bingo, and couldn't even see. It was complete chaos. EVERYONE was so mad by the time the other caller showed up. I felt sorry for him. What's funny, is that once again bingo players are a different breed... the players thought it was all funny when the drunk caller got down and left; they were all clapping and laughing. Just another day at bingo.